Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. And thats why I have to let her go. SHREK: Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. Where are you going? Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? Exquisite. They bore me to tears. Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . Maximum strength. An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. And again. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. FIONA: Him? GODMOTHER: Good boy. Milk em hard! I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. All right! HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? DONKEY: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Fairy Godmother pulls out a red vial and hands it to Harold. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! Whoo! Donkey races to the wand. DONKEY Taking care of your love nest for you. GODMOTHER: Fiona, Fiona! Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. The crowd gasps. GINGY: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. INT. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." Fiona headbutts Charming and he drops to the floor. Very good, then. He starts to feel his new body. While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. He turns the page to the next entry in the diary. Why is it always midnight? The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. MASTER BEDROOM. Shrek reads the label on the potion. That potion worked on you too, huh? She notices Fiona, and both gasp. DONKEY: Hey wait a minute, dont you want to tell me all about your trip? Dont you remember when we were young? DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. DONKEY: Hey, ladies! I dont want to die. All I got in my room was shampoo. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. "Lived happily ever after." An alarm sounds and red lights flash. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! Down here! Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Now, dont worry. Thats the ol' Keeblers place! FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. LILLIAN: Theyre both festive, arent they? Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. by William Steig. Meet their mamas! CHARMING: in all the land. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? Yee-haw! Im blind! I can whinny! Look at the pony! The tavern is a seedy gathering of misfits. What did he say? The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Shrek sits down on a nearby rock, looking down. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. I mean really, hes the ogre. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Eyes slowly open. Donkey rears back and falls to the floor unconscious. FIONA: Dear Diary. A small puppy lands in Fiona's hands. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. SHREK: But look at me. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. FIONA: Ive made changes for you, Shrek. More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. Ooh! The four stand facing each other. SHREK: Good! Come here, little kitty. The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Now heres our chance. GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. Look! SHREK: We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. FIONA: Well do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted? Lets go, Shrek! Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. Snow White. [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Scorching desert! SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. A knight runs up to Shrek with pepper shaker and sprays it into his eyes. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. The three head back out the doors. So, um how about. Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! He lies down beside them. A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Now! CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? Were leaving. DONKEY: Wow! Sorry! Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. A hooded man on horseback arrives at The Poison Apple, a ramshackle tavern. To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. SHREK: Gingy! GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. Knock em out! "Im an ogre!" And throughout the land, everyone was happy. LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. FIONA: Will you Stop it? SHREK: Look! The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. Donkey kicks into a faster pace and towards the Far Far Away Palace. SHREK: There it is, Mongo! DONKEY: Let me go!! She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. Harold continues to walk away but Fiona keeps up. Head em up! Look at what hes done to you. FIONA: Youre unbelievable! What? JEROME: Pardon. In comes flying a small donkey with the wings, scales, and fiery breath of a dragon. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. de William Steig , paru en 1990. The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. He sniffs it and shows the camera. A baby starts crying. Its in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels andcute little duckies and--. They pass a sign that reads "100 miles to Far Far Away". Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. I was so hoping you would approve. Youre supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent.! Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. Look at him! LILLIAN: Well, hes no Prince Charming, but they do look--. SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. Harold and Lillian follow her. HAROLD: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her! Im your Fairy Godmother. Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! Shrek groans. The are now in snowy mountains. Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. SHREK: I know! She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. We see a bright, sparkling purple light emit from the barn. Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. I was just reading a, uha scary book. Taut, round buttocks?! Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. They see flashing lights accompanied by booming sounds coming from a doorway to their right. Say it one more time. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. SHREK: Hell be fine. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. GODMOTHER: Lets see. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. Ah. And helping, a wannabe princess get her shopping done, our hero headed back to he king's castle for a good nights sleep. Nice day for a parade, huh? Thats a really big problem! Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. Ill be your true love! Hold the phone. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. She looks up and the dog barks. FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. 1 reference. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. GODMOTHER: Charming. He pushes open a door, carrying the tray of tea, and sees Fiona staring out of a window. She can help us pack. After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. Mongo is trying to pull down the drawbridge again. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. Nothing, dear! You cant go anywhere right now. Im Im. Donkey grabs the bottle with his mouth and jugs some of it down. Shrek 2. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. INT. KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Bandits! Buy em drinks! Well take care of everything. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. How about "Happily Ever After"? SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! Youll see. The shelves are filled with different potions. / Have a bichon fris! SHREK: Yeah, right. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. Aw, lets keep him! FIONA: Shrek! Donkey throws it to Gingy as the Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. Head em up! The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Coming! Thats not my husband. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. What kind of title is that? Come here. SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. Its all right! His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Not me. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. The king and queen stand with mouths wide open. She is not in. NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Donkey looks up into the sky. Por favor! Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. He is now a white stallion. He opens it to see a book inside, but the box start playing music. Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. LILLIAN: Fiona does. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! DONKEY: Lighten up? Must be like some finishing school or something. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. Happy, happy, happy! Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. I look any different? Thats not about to change. What do you call this dish? The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. PUSS:Hey! This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . The pig lands on the table with a thud. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. Im either away from my desk or with a client. Why are you grabbing me?! GODMOTHER: Late at night I toss and I turn / And I dream of what I needHit it! Thick, wavy locks? The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. Is it on? The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. You cannot make me cry! Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. Yeah! I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. I got to get a job. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. Soon, others take notice and join in. [chuckles]. Oh my dear. Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. DONKEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa now. SHREK: Whoawhoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I thought I might find you here. 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